Greetings. I am Lord Quintonius aka Shaggy Master. Females of the Kozmos endlessly desire me. The males of Kozmo despise me for my unrivalled charisma. Despite the coterie of women at my fingertips, my heart remains loyal to my beautiful Dorothel. 

Sweet Dorothel, with her beautiful red hair and her lovely sun-kissed freckles. Her voice is like a lullaby, her touch is like a balm. You see, we are in love and I intend to demonstrate my love to whoever is fortunate enough to stumble upon my masterwork. Any slander towards my beautiful maiden shall be met with sharp rebuke. I am her loyal knight in shining carbonium armour. 

Regardless, I am still willing to entertain...certain women that are not Dorothel. Please DM me to receive my fully detailed list of Kozmo women ranked by their physical attributes and their personalities. As a gentleman, I always account for women's personalities, unlike certain rapscallions on the Internet. I enjoy feminine yet hardworking women who are able to handle a torque wrench with the same deftness as a spatula. 

I am currently toiling on the Credenzas of Shaggy Master with all of my spare time. I do not have much spare time due to my many jobs required to keep my hobbies afloat. I ask for your patience and understanding regarding the pace of these updates. 

At the current moment, I have no need nor use of a beta. My previous betas have been smallminded and lacklustre. Only three sentences in and they started to pick apart at my masterful prose. Granted, they were my siblings, but they were unable to understand my vision and thus rained hellfire upon my flawless works. 

Absolutely no flaming will be accepted on my profile. My family has a bevy of loyal lawyers who will fight you with the powers of the judicial system vested in them. 

Thank you so much for reading through this brief summary on who I am and what I stand for. I know you will enjoy the well-apportioned fruits of my labour. 

Signed, 

Lord Quintonius aka Shaggy Master