Simp

Woodpecker No. 1

Guys
          
          I have an idea
          
          I named a holiday for every month
          
          Since it’s no nut November 
          
          Ahem let’s start
          (Warning could be offensive to some people)
          
          1. No Juice January (no alcohol idc if it’s NEW YEARS)
          2. No fibbing February (no lying, counts for you lawyers too.)
          3. No Meth March (don’t do drugs period)
          4. No looking at ass April (no gyatt)
          5. No Molesting May (no assaulting minors period.)
          6. No jazz June (no jazz.)
          7. No Jizzing July (knockoff of no nut November…)
          8. No not looking at ass (now you gotta look at ass)
          9. No sex September (haha)
          10. No octopus October (no seafood for you >:()
          11. No nut November (the classic)
          12. NO DICK DECEMBER (ANYONE WITH A DICK OVER 3 INCHES GETS IT CUT OFF)

we orderedj3  the amongus potion  from theh dark Web /j

*hugs*

among us plushie at 3am!!1!1!1!12!2! (THERE WAS A GHOST.) /j

AUGUST 12 2023. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12 2023. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12 2023. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIERVSE.

https://youtube.com/@Bubbles848
          
          
          
          Subscribe or die /j
          
          But srsly subscribe I would like that

Person: what type of skills do you have
          
          Me: I have skill issues.
          
          Person: so no skills then?
          
          Me: yeah no skills, but you can’t get karma.
          
          Person: why?
          
          Me: because karma is a bitch and you don’t get bitches.
          
          
          Person: ..

I don’t have 15 followers anymore WAHHH

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