Bleh
I'm just a potato who likes.... stories.....
also.....

Hey there buddy, chum, pal, friend, buddy, pal, chum, bud, friend, fella, bruther, amigo, pal, buddy, friend, chummy, chum, chum, pal....
I don't mean to be rude my friend, pal, home slice, bread slice, dawg.....
But I gotta warn ya, if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck....
And wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh?
Do you want that? Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture?
Because friend, buddy, chum, friend, chum, pally, pal, chum, friend...
If you keep this up then well gosh diddly darn I just might have to get not so friendly with you my friendly, friend, friend, pal, friend, buddy, chum, pally, friend, chum, buddy.... ^-^