į çąղղօէ ҍҽ ժҽƒìղҽժ ҍվ ϩ⊘⊘⊘ աօɾժʂ.

Dear people that keep making Harry Potter jokes, We need to start being Sirius now... Sincerely, people just don't seem to get them...

Sᵉˣᵘᵃˡⁱᵗʸ: Bisexual. (。・ω・。)
Hᵁᴳᴱ ᴰʳᵃʳʳʸ ᶠᵃⁿ.
Dʳᵃʳʳʸ ⁱˢ ᴼᵀᴾ.
Rᵉᵃᵈⁱⁿᵍ/ᵂᵃᵗᶜʰⁱⁿᵍ ᴴᵃʳʳʸ ᴾᵒᵗᵗᵉʳ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ. ⁽ᴾ.ˢ. ᴵ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵒᵒᵏˢ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵐʸ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿ.⁾
I ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᴴᴾ ˢʰⁱᵖˢ, ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᶠⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ... ˡⁱᵏᵃᵇˡᵉ.
(o゚v゚)ノ

Dear 13 year old me, you thought that Hermione having a time turner and only using it to do all her homework was a waste of magic. Oh, how naive you were. Sincerely, Collage age me

ᴹʸ ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᶠᵃᵛ ᴴᴾ ˢʰⁱᵖ:
‖•† ᴰʳᵃʳʳʸ ⁽ᴰʳᵃᶜᵒᴹᵃˡᶠᵒʸˣᴴᵃʳʳʸᴾᵒᵗᵗᵉʳ⁾ †•‖

Ö†hêr Hþ §hïþ§ Ì lïkê:
Ðêåmµ§ (Ðêåñ†hðmå§x§êåmµ§£ïññêgåñ)
þêr¢ïvêr (þêr¢¥Wêå§lê¥xÖlïvêrWððÐ)
ßlêvïllê (ßlåï§êZåßïñïxñêvïllêLðñgßð††ðm)
Wðl£§†år (§ïrïµ§ßlå¢kxRêmµ§Lµþïñ)
Rðmïðñê (RðñWêå§lê¥xHêrmïðñêGråñgêr)
GrïñÐêlÐðrê (Älßµ§ÐµmßlêÐðrêxGêllêr†GrïñÐêlwålÐ)

ᴴᵒᵍʷᵃʳᵗˢ ᴴᵒᵘˢᵉ: ᴳʳʸᶠᶠⁱⁿᵈᵒʳ! ❤️ 🦁
ᴾᵃᵗʳᵒⁿᵘˢ: ᶜʰᵉˢᵗⁿᵘᵗ ᵐᵃʳᵉ.
ᵂᵃⁿᵈ: ᴮˡᵃᶜᵏᵗʰᵒʳⁿ ʷᵒᵒᵈ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃ ᵖʰᵒᵉⁿⁱˣ ᶠᵉᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᶜᵒʳᵉ, ¹² ½ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢˡⁱᵍʰᵗˡʸ ʸⁱᵉˡᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᶠˡᵉˣⁱᵇⁱˡⁱᵗʸ.

Dear world, please be aware, that, if you aren't a Harry Potter fan, you won't get approximately 9 3/4 of the jokes we make.
Sincerely, See what I did there? Nope? Read Harry Potter.

£åñÐðm§/†v §hðw§/Mðvïê§ Ì lïkê:
⁕ Hårr¥ þð††êr
⁕ §†råñgêr †hïñg§
⁕ §håÐðw Hµñ†êr§ - †hê Mðr†ål Ìñ§†rµmêñ†§
⁕ ÇhårmêÐ (ßð†h ðrïgïñål åñÐ lå†ê§†)
⁕ Lêgå¢ïê§
⁕ §µþêrñ况rål
* The 100
* The Hunger Games
⁕ §µþêrgïrl
⁕ ñåñ¢¥ Ðrêw
Ì ¢ðµlÐ gð ðñ åñÐ ðñ...(✿◠‿◠)

Dear Pooh Bear, I was feeling extremely depressed, contemplating suicide and feeling like I just had a black rain cloud over my head. Then I remembered your Little Black Rain Cloud Song. Sincerely, singing loudly and happily :)

Sₕᵢₚₛ Fᵣₒₘ Oₜₕₑᵣ Mₒᵥᵢₑₛ/Tᵥ SₕₒwₛI Lₒᵥₑ:
Mₐₗₑc ₍MₐgₙᵤₛBₐₙₑₓAₗₑcₗᵢgₕₜwₒₒd₎
Clexa (ClarkeGriffinxLexa from Polis)
Newtmas (Newt and Thomas from The Maze Runner)

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