Well, hello there! I'm either Jazz or Jazzy.

Right, these things always seem a bit pointless to me and that tiny bit upsetting. I mean, in all seriousness, are you going to read this and be like 'wow, that right there has changed my life!' No, I didn't think so, either. But then, if you did read this and decide that I've provoked some sort of spiritual journey or life changing experience, then you're very welcome...

Any-who, I could write pretty much anything in here, such as: I like raisins! Which, of course, I don't, but if I did put it in here, would you know about it and tell me that you like raisins, too? Who knows, you might, but I doubt it very much. 

I think it's about time that I put something productive in here instead of some waffle about raisins. (I know, waffles, raisins, I seem food obsessed -.-) As you're here, you probably want to know a little something about me. So, in honor of your visit, I've listed a few facts. 

1. I'm 16.
2. i  push doors that say pull and get hit by parked cars. Yeah, I'm an idiot.
3. I sing occasionally, my shower thinks I'm fantastic.

So, drop this nutter (Nuts, more food!) a message and I'll get back to you when I can. So, on leaving note, I'm going to give you a fact for wasting your time here.

If you stick your tongue out, it's impossible to breathe...
Put your tongue away, fool!
 
Ha, I enjoyed that. If that was successful, let me know.