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Volleyball 101
EVERYBOBY UP YOUR FLIRTING SKILLS WE HAVE A GAME TODAY BRING YOUR SEXY ON GIRLSWE MUST WOO THE OTHER GIRLS WITH OUT TITS ASK THEM FOR THEIR NUMBERS AND SAY *Whatss popppinnnnnnn* LINE UP GIRL WE WON WITH THE POWER OF FLIRTING NOW WE MUST UP OUR FLERTING GAME FOR THE NEXT GAME FLERTING 101 First step for the girl Tit JUST SAY LOOK AT MY TIT NOT TITS JUST ONE TIT ONLY ONE THEN ASS JUST ONE. ITS ILLEGAL TO SHOW BOTH BEND OVER AND SHOW THEM YOUR ASS BUT NOT IN A "OMG LOOK AT MY ASS EVERYONE" NO YOU MUST DO IN IT DISGUISE IS IT ILLEGAL TO SHOW BOTH TITS PICK ONE LEFT OR RIGHT, DOESNT MATTER LIKE RIGHT CHEEK OR LEFT CHEEK YOU MUST ONLY SHOW ONE ASS CHEEK YOU HAVE TO ASK TO SHOW BOTH IF YOU HAVE NO ASS .... NEXT STEP LIP BITING You have to have an ass Or suffer LOOK THEM IN THE EYES AND CHECK THEM OUT LOOK THEM BACK IN THE EYES AND BITE YOUR LIP IF YOU HAVE NO ASS....DEATH IF YOU SEE A PERSON FROM THE OTHER TEAM IN A HALL WAY SMACK THEIR ASS AND NOW YOU MUST FLERT WITH THAT TEAM MATE AND TEAM MATE ALONE AND THEN WHAM BAM NOW YOUR DATING MA'MA THEN SEGGS ON THE CRAFTING TABLE
Me and my friend were sleep deprived...