JerseyKlassen
help... all i've been doing is reading fanfics about minecraft men
JerseyKlassen
JerseyKlassen
so you're telling me this whole damn time I could've just put you in an airtight bag in my freezer!??!?
JerseyKlassen
can you get sick from catching your own sickness
bxddiecxre
@JerseyKlassen you'll get sick. From either the sick light bulb, or just licking a light bulb
JerseyKlassen
@iluvchocolate1 so like, if i sneeze on a light bulb when im sick . . . let it sit there until im un-sick thEN lick that same light bulb .. . . . .. . what will happen
JerseyKlassen
After chugging all the milk I could, I went pee and it felt creamy
JerseyKlassen
If I bend my big toe at the right angle .. you can see the shape of a lonesome widow in my wrinkles.
JerseyKlassen
Does anyone else poop away there motivation?
unlivinglowkey
The only thing I poop out is last nights abortion stew @chyenneRodriguez5 @JerseyKlassen
JerseyKlassen
Here is was watching Kung Fu Panda 3 feeling like life was a joke. . . Then the Shawn Mendes Tim Hortons commercial came on and life made sense.
JerseyKlassen
My god. I am sick and tired of my fingers smelling like bread
JerseyKlassen
im at the point where whenever my mom comes upstairs to shower i yell "IM NAKED" so she doesnt come into my room and see the mess. . . its actually happened so many times that she doesn't ask why i am randomly naked in my room anymore
JerseyKlassen
I was just at this place with really drunk people singing karaoke terribly and this old couple like really old couple came and sat down across from me. . . .the old man looked at me and made a funny face jokingly so i made one back . . .and i was so into it but he just looked away