Sassy_o_sushi
Yall got too comfortable disrespecting God
Jesus_Christ_Yo
Goodvibes120
Hey man, what a great profile. Lovin' the chill vibes!
Daddys4lifer
Bro I found a god x fanfic.. IM TEMTED TO READ IT!! HELLPP!!!!
Jesus_Christ_Yo
Tumblr never died. You guys just forgot about it- it's still alive and well! Like me. B)
eat-th3-rich
yo what is this-
CowKazoo
Jesus, darling, you're my best friend
But there's a few things that you don't know of
Why I borrow your lipstick so often
I'm using your shirt as a pillow case
I wanna ruin our friendship
We should be lovers instead
I don't know how to say this
'Cause you're really my dearest friend
Jesus, darling, you're my best friend
I've been doing bad things that you don't know about
Stealing your stuff now and then
Nothing you'd miss but it means the world to me
I wanna ruin our friendship
We should be lovers instead
I don't know how to say this
'Cause you're really my dearest friend
I wanna ruin our friendship
I don't know how to say this
'Cause you're really my dearest friend
Jesus take my hand
'Cause we are more than friends
I will follow you until the end
Jesus take my hand
I cannot pretend
Why I never like your new boyfriends
Oh, your love for them won't last long
Forget those amigos
Oh, your love for them won't last long
Forget those amigos
Forget those amigos
I wanna ruin our friendship
We should be lovers instead
I don't know how to say this
'Cause you're really my dearest friend
Oh, your love for them won't last long
We should be lovers instead
Oh, your love for them won't last long
'Cause you're really my dearest friend
We should be lovers instead
'Cause you're really my dearest friend
Jesus
Jesus_Christ_Yo
Guess who's baaaack? :)
I kinda took a "vacation" in Heaven because the earth isn't in the most positive state lately.
But, hey! As long as we all work together, and stay optimistic, things will get better. There is a bright side to everything. I promise. Don't lose hope. There are so many great things in life to look forward to.
I hope your life is going okay lately with everything going on. If it is going well, I hope that continues. If not, then please take all the time you need to yourself, whether that be for self-improvement, or to simply take a break from stress or being overwhelmed.
I love you all, my dudes. ❤ B)
PatriciaTheLamb
Is there WiFi in heaven?
If I'm not going there pls pass the message to Satan tell him to get back to me asap
I'm coming
Jesus_Christ_Yo
@RegretfulCavity There is! We're the closest to the satellite, my dude. And Hell is the furthest from the satellite, so I don't recommend that. I hear there's a terrible connection down there. Another thing, this is off-topic, but I hear there's also a strange tendency for people to end up on the dark side of the web there...
ILoveChoo-ChooPlanes
Jesus Christ
How do you feel about cats bc I desperately love them but my friends say they're God's mistake ;(
Jesus_Christ_Yo
@ILoveChoo-ChooPlanes *GASP.* ARE YOU KIDDING? Cats are flipping amazing, bro! I'll have to have a little chat with your friend...
LGBTQIA_safety_sheep
Heard from the god account that you believe love is love <3 thank you
On another note; since in the bible it says you feel no sexual attraction... doesn't that mean you're asexual?
Jesus_Christ_Yo
@Jimmys_Boyfriend Your welcome, and.. Maybe? I think I'm queer, but I don't mind what people think I am. It doesn't really matter. All that matters is that everyone is treated equally regardless of gender and sexual orientation. B)