Jesus Christ

Yall got too comfortable disrespecting God

Hey man, what a great profile. Lovin' the chill vibes!

That's a cute corgi, Jesus ( ͡° ᴗ ͡°) 

Bro I found a god x fanfic.. IM TEMTED TO READ IT!! HELLPP!!!!

Tumblr never died. You guys just forgot about it- it's still alive and well! Like me. B)

yo what is this-

Jesus, darling, you're my best friend
          But there's a few things that you don't know of
          Why I borrow your lipstick so often
          I'm using your shirt as a pillow case
          
          I wanna ruin our friendship
          We should be lovers instead
          I don't know how to say this
          'Cause you're really my dearest friend
          
          Jesus, darling, you're my best friend
          I've been doing bad things that you don't know about
          Stealing your stuff now and then
          Nothing you'd miss but it means the world to me
          
          I wanna ruin our friendship
          We should be lovers instead
          I don't know how to say this
          'Cause you're really my dearest friend
          I wanna ruin our friendship
          I don't know how to say this
          'Cause you're really my dearest friend
          
          Jesus take my hand
          'Cause we are more than friends
          I will follow you until the end
          Jesus take my hand
          I cannot pretend
          Why I never like your new boyfriends
          
          Oh, your love for them won't last long
          Forget those amigos
          Oh, your love for them won't last long
          Forget those amigos
          Forget those amigos
          
          I wanna ruin our friendship
          We should be lovers instead
          I don't know how to say this
          'Cause you're really my dearest friend
          
          Oh, your love for them won't last long
          We should be lovers instead
          Oh, your love for them won't last long
          'Cause you're really my dearest friend
          
          We should be lovers instead
          'Cause you're really my dearest friend
          Jesus
          
          

Guess who's baaaack? :)
          
          I kinda took a "vacation" in Heaven because the earth isn't in the most positive state lately.
          
          But, hey! As long as we all work together, and stay optimistic, things will get better. There is a bright side to everything. I promise. Don't lose hope. There are so many great things in life to look forward to.
          
          I hope your life is going okay lately with everything going on. If it is going well, I hope that continues. If not, then please take all the time you need to yourself, whether that be for self-improvement, or to simply take a break from stress or being overwhelmed.
          
          I love you all, my dudes. ❤ B)

Is there WiFi in heaven?
          If I'm not going there pls pass the message to Satan tell him to get back to me asap
          I'm coming 

Jesus Christ
          
          
          
          
          
          How do you feel about cats bc I desperately love them but my friends say they're God's mistake ;(