Jimmy: *Reads Article 5*

Timmy: JIMMY WE GOT A WAITRESS ACCOUNT!

Rimmy: It's a WATTPAD account, you idiot!

Jimmy: Wattpad? The website of all the best books ever written? Zero cringe and really good fanfiction made by twelve year olds?

Timmy: That's the one! We can dominate it. We can rule the world!

Rimmy: WE CAN GO ON ADVENTURE!

[A few moments pass]

Jimmy: *eyes water, places hand on Timmy's shoulder* For once, Timmy, you aren't a complete failure. 

[The three friends walk off into the sunset, a blissful beginning to a terrible tale]