Yes, I am the jimmy from payday 2
No, we did not switch bain's brain into the presidents body
Yes, I have cocaine with me
No, you cannot have any

Homeboy:
@mini_man_mozzie

Cousin:
@-Drunk-Chara-

My swife: @freeicedcoffeeshit

If RWBY, dragon ball Z and naruto has a baby, that baby time traveled and grew up with both a god and superiority complex: @MergedRubyUchihao

Chill as fuck bro in law: @grandpathatcher

Dad in law who I get along with because cats :@GaeBlender

Other dad in law who I'm not sure likes me: @AgentMa1ne

My friend who confessed to being a trap: @therealsilva

Equally kinky friend: @cummergal