Doot Doot, fuckers

Normalise asking orphans if their favourite Roblox game is Adopt Me

Wish me a happy birthday or your sphincter will be stabbed whenever you sit down

Murrd Chiseleder

Halo 4 is superior to Halo 5

If you’re TransMasc and you feel dysphoric about your genitals, just remember that it’s technically a man cave

Cause I’ll probably forget later
          Happy (early) new year

Merry Christmas. Also, I’m alive 

Same, we do be getting burnt out on our games doe

You’ve heard of Panic At The Disco
          Now get ready for Crying At The Orgy

You really just gonna read this without saying ‘death to the MPLA’?