A curious mind and a benign sceptic...with a strange sense of humour. I like to write short stories (especially comedy and absurd/surreal - but also a fair bit darker). Anything else? hmmm....Psychology degree. Helps with analysis. Playing piano (not super well). Oh and I enjoy cooking. Eeek! I seem to have forgot reading. I read a lot. If I told you how many books I had read in my life you would consider me a liar or insane. That's about it for me.
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Stories by Johan Thomsen
The Great Skeleton Scam by JohanThomsen
The Great Skeleton Scam
Ever wonder what happens when you start replacing your bones with ancient, cursed remains? No? Well, Everstou...
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Pauley Tuck and the Jampire by JohanThomsen
Pauley Tuck and the Jampire
A micro tale. How will Pauley Tuck (and the Clockwork Crab of course) fare against a foe such as the Jampire?
ranking #179 in microfiction See all rankings
The Carnival of Borrowed Fates by JohanThomsen
The Carnival of Borrowed Fates
Some fates are borrowed. Others are won. All come with a price. Journalist Jason Tarne is on the trail of a c...
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