"She likes John Deere tractors, she's in love with green"

I'm white, I fly the Rebel flag but I AM NOT A RACIST! I LOVE EVERYONE! but I'll warn you now, THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

Best friend is a John Deere tractor, series 6430! Spritley Green! Her name is Joahnny! I'm a Tractor Psychopath! 

Celebrity I'm Currently In Love With: Gabriel Sloyer

I am a heavy memer
Favourite Meme right now:
"Goodnight girl, I'll see you tomorrow" *falls backwards*

🅱️ℹ️

Lifetime Dream: Farmer! 🚜

Also! I'm SLIGHTLY insane! Just slightly... slightly.

My Top Three Weapons If There Is A Zombie Apocalypse:
1.Baseball Bat
2.Crossbow
3.Chainsaw

Favourite Movies:
1. Friday The 13th part 3
2. The Straight Story
3. Convoy

Favourite Cars:
1. 1967 Shelby GT500
2.2015 Ford Mustang
3. Jeep Kaiser

Favourite Tractors:
1. John Deere
2. Massey Ferguson
3. Claas

Favourite 3 Words:
1. Tractor
2. Dirt
3. Barbed

Favourite 3 Colours:
1. Green
2. Yellow
3. Black

Favourite 3 Singers:
1. Jason Aldean
2. Luke Bryan
3. Lil Nas X

Favourite Song:
Sweet Little Somethin' - Jason Aldean

Favourite Song Lyric:
"Well you can see the neighbors buttcrack" - Hicktown - Jason Aldean 

Favourite GTA Character:
Claude (GTA 3)

Favourite Psychopaths:
The Joker
Jerome
Pennywise
Trevor Phillips
Rico Rodriguez
The Clown Truck
Negan
Rafe Adler
Jason Voorhees

John Deere's are green,
Blood is red,
"I love your tractor miss"
Is what you SHOULD have said. ????
*Murders them for insulting my tractor*

All the good words in the world have the letter 'R' in them 
R is the sexiest letter in the alphabet.

"Lucille!" - Little Richard - Negan