falloutboyasaurus
pennyweasle
John_Deere_Lover1837
John_Deere_Lover1837
I met Lisa Kelly and Todd Dewey from Ice road truckers!
John_Deere_Lover1837
Just wanna say, that Joahnny went to her driver's Wedding, and she was all ribboned up. She looked amazeballs, go to my YouTube channel to check her out!
falloutboyasaurus
Here's me and my mum's just given me a banana
Trouble was the banana was slippery and sticky and the peel came off in soggy lumps like scooped together and pushed into my mouth
Just like I thought
This is a rotten banana
Mum says eat it and I say I don't want to and she says eat it and I say KEEL OVER AND DIE
falloutboyasaurus
Dad's hand darted across the table
'I'll finish it' he says
Oh yeah you bet he said that
'I'll finish it ' he says
And he stuffs a great big chunk of banana into his mouth and that really does it
His eyes pop out
Teatime
It's teatime
And we're sitting at the windmill
And dad wants a chunk of plasticine in his BUTT