Hello Wattpad members! i like to thank anyone who is reading this because that means some how u learned about my account and others are sure to follow.
So first off i'm a boy if u didn't catch that. i love sports, candy, money, books, poetry, art, and a lot of other things that cant fit in 2000 letters.
i wish i had super powers or could turn into a bear/ wolf
i envy werewolves because my love life is tough and i cant seem to find a perfect mate. (I found her recently)
my favorite color is black (no i'm not emo but i do support them)
i love video games since i live other lives
i'm starting to think that the 21st century kids are extremely rude and think they know everything (but some of them are cool)
i love old fashion like mid 1400's and 1500's (yeah yeah i know i'm wack)
i tend to start freaky conversations and input my imagination in it
example
friend: look at that cloud doesnt it look like a dragon!?
me: yeah think if it comes to life and starts pooping chocolate. for fire it squirts out money, i be rich and full in one day
friend: okay?
yeah so i'm extremely freaky in more ways then one. my parents said they dropped me a lot when i was a baby but i'm a nerd does that make sense? i'm average height for a 17 year old i'm just 5' 9. I love cheesecake and chocolate.
no i'm not perv. Maybe a little
I'm was deep in the friendzone :)
my favorite sayings are
veni vedi vinchi "i came, i saw, i concurred" Julius Caesar
if someone mean to you, their just jealous they can't be you: me
i don't shut up i grow up/ my friend moen
my favorite avenger is hulk because my friends say i'm his Japanese form and i have a slight anger problems.
i love love love nature and would run away to it if humans didn't kill most of it.
favorite songs is Hall Of Fame, Skillet-Monster, Skillet-Comatose, and Skillet-Hero
Favorite band is SKILLET!!!
i love pranks but hate being pranked on. i want to reach my full potential and claim the top like everyone on this website can
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Mar 26, 2016 01:11AM
i recently started getting back into writing sorry it took so long but i honestly lost the passion for it. But im back now and im currently rewriting the Last Shapeshifter and the first chapter is sl...View all Conversations
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