My bio? Oh, it's just a portal into the beautifully delusional world where I reside, because let's be honest, reality is wildly overrated and profoundly disappointing. Some whisper about my basic expectations as "high standards," bless their hearts. I just think their understanding of "normal" is tragically understated-like, way down in the basement.
Feel free to peek into this glorious mess, but no pressure if you decide it's not for you. You'll find "better" (read: less utterly nonsensical madness) elsewhere, I promise. But if you, like me, believe we're all a bit mad and just need the right platform to let our freak flags fly... then Welcome to the Madhouse.
And yes, I'm fully aware I probably need therapy, but this is cheaper.