𝑫𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆-𝑫𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝑫𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒔...

It’s for us to play ‘Is it Peak or do we Pass?’ 
          
          Black Myth Wukong and Stellar Blade got me bricked up (especially the latter because it’ll be harder to play with one hand), so I need the input of ya’ll to grease this little investigation of mine. Look, it’s 2025 and my Series X’s hard drive is fuller than a fucking Astro World concert. It’s time for a clean slate, preferably one that’s not chopped af.
          
          
          - Black Myth Wukong: Do I buy or do I go tell Sun to clone himself, enlarge his staff to universal-proportions then peg said clone with it then pass on it?
          
          - Stellar Blade: Do I buy and give Eve the infinite backshots then glaze her face with that good nut like Krispy Kreme? Or do I swipe right and pass on it?

The three essential DON’TS to be known in life:
          
          1) Never ask a woman her age.
          
          2) Never inquire about a person’s salary.
          
          3) Most important of all, don’t under any circumstances tell a ‘power levels are bullshit’ person what the Kaio-Ken does.
          
          

When that one sick employee STILL decides to come into work:
          
          Boss: “Toast, why are you shouting?!”
          
          “If you MUST know, I’m shouting because this fucked up infected motherfucker just shot a bunch of toxic SNOT at me!!!”
          
          Boss: “… Not a bad reason.”

*Taps mic and clears throat* This thing on? Fucktastic let’s get active. Merry Christmas 2024 everybody and to those of unspecified genders!
          
          In hindsight, I think we can all agree that this year had areas with the need for MASSIVE improvement. Let’s see, Baltimore’s Key Bridge collapsed, innumerable shootings, the Tangerine Terrorist SOMEHOW got re-elected- *tosses list against wall* look point is, things turned to be a shitshow.
          
          But we all gotta keep moving forward, right? That’s what New’s Years is all about, fresh perspectives and more efficacious goals being set (Ya’ll fucking well better or I’ll suplex ya). So I’ll leave things here for now, since I’ll be taking a few days to let the Christmas craze calm itself down like a bad adderall trip. ‘Till next time!

Aight this one’s for my Zenless Zone Zero fans: 
          
          Grace or Nicole?
          
          This one’s finna be close, lads.

Perhaps his transformation wasn’t the ONLY reason they knew him as ‘Legendary’:
          
          Broly: “Do you SEE this hole behind me? That’s going to be the size of each of your assholes, when I’m DONE with you!”
          
          Goku: *Looks over his shoulder at Future Trunks and Teen Gohan* “I dunno about these two, but MY anus is off limits!”
          
          Trunks: “What the fuck, Goku?! My anus is off limits TOO!!!”
          
          Goku: “TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM, TRUNKS!!!”
          
          Trunks: “Are you SERIOUS?!?!”
          
          Goku: “SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS NOW!!!”
          
          Trunks: *Screams for mercy but gets cut off abruptly*
          
          Gohan: “Oh nah, them n*ggas tripping!”
          
          

Happy Thanksgiving once again to all my window-licking chooms and the chooms who don’t!
          
          Hope your time with your families is the best yet. Stay safe ya’ll.

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Does anybody here recommend Shadow X Generations?

@JustYourAverageToast thanks my favorite quote of him from transformers one is I'm Megatron!!!!!!!!