JustYourAverageToast

Sooo real talk there’s watermelon in my fridge anddd Royal Farms chicken my mother brought home that I had four pieces of (smaller ones)… alongside Cran-Grape juice. 
          	
          	Highkey this feels like I’m dropping massive hints at a racist joke… but am I better than that? Nah.

JustYourAverageToast

@Suddenly_Gay To oversimplify, I’m friends with *those* kind of brothers but I ain’t got the pass like one. 
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Suddenly_Gay

@JustYourAverageToast Brother no one can resist.
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JustYourAverageToast

Sooo real talk there’s watermelon in my fridge anddd Royal Farms chicken my mother brought home that I had four pieces of (smaller ones)… alongside Cran-Grape juice. 
          
          Highkey this feels like I’m dropping massive hints at a racist joke… but am I better than that? Nah.

JustYourAverageToast

@Suddenly_Gay To oversimplify, I’m friends with *those* kind of brothers but I ain’t got the pass like one. 
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Suddenly_Gay

@JustYourAverageToast Brother no one can resist.
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JustYourAverageToast

It feels moderately insulting that no one else posted about this, but here we go… it’s a sad day for the comic geek brotherhood.
          
          Jim Shooter, a former editor-in-chief at Marvel Comics and absolute icon for the industry, has passed at 73 years old to esophageal cancer.
          
          Most people born in this generation won’t understand how great of an impact his work left on the medium. I’ll put it like this; he’s the same dude who authored Secret Wars so without him? We never would’ve gotten Venom as a character.
          
          Jim was a figurehead of Marvel in the eighties who championed for creator’s rights. His breakout was at age 14, with his first-ever comic written for the Legion of Superheroes that got picked up by then-editor Mort Weisinger.
          
          Fly high sir, here’s hoping you get greeted by Stan Lee past the pearly gates.

deuxdude

@JustYourAverageToast He gave us enough entertainment in the comics. May he rest in peace. God bless.
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JustYourAverageToast

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Question of the day; You are given a Death Note, who is the first person you decide to use it on? 
          
          Because be as stubborn as they want, they aren’t outdoing the indomitable spirit of people wanting them fucking dead.
          
          Also off-topic, I want Zegion and Apito as familiars despite not having watched That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime.

JustYourAverageToast

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@Dmcsage Jin netted wings, a cheerleader and a fucking temple-slicing forehead laser out of being born. He really doesn’t count his blessings enough.
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Dmcsage

@JustYourAverageToast  elon musk bro acts like a child. Makes heihachi  look like a good dad and is the least humble man on earth. All while acting like he's like us not one of the richest  men on earrh
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OnHonoredCrack

@JustYourAverageToast  ... I'M HIGH EVERY DAY HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!!
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JustYourAverageToast

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@OnHonoredCrack … Are you fucking high, bruv?
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JustYourAverageToast

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The ACTUAL reason Char Aznable hates Amuro Ray, definitely not because the Earth Federation had his family killed:
          
          Char: “Everyone has Uno dipshit, it came free with your fucking Psycho-Frame!”
          
          Amuro: “III didn’t get it, have the oldest Psycho-Frame known to the Federation.”
          
          Char: “No you don’t, I leaked you the files day ONE you fucking Lahlah killer!”
          
          Amuro: “Well MINE didn’t have it!”
          
          Char: “You HAVE Uno, you fucking dumbass!”
          
          Amuro: “I DON’T have it you fucking idiot!”
          
          Char: “Yes you fucking do!”
          
          Amuro: “I DON’T FUCKING HAVE UNO, MOTHERFUCKER!!!”
          
          Char: “Go into the Mobile Suit menu, you can install it for free-“
          
          Amuro: “ I DON’T HAVE 2, I DON’T HAVE 3, I DON’T HAVE FUCKING 4, I DON’T HAVE 6, 8, 9, 10, ELEVEN FOR FUCKING UNO-“
          
          Char: “IT’S A CARD GAME THEY DON’T EVEN CHARGE YOU FOR IT, YOU DON’T KNOWNA GODDAMN THING-“
          
          AMURO: “I DON’T. HAVE. FUCKING. UNO!!!”
          
          Char: “Fuck!” *He finally ejects, as the Mobile Suit has taken too much damage from the Nu Gundam*
          
          

Suddenly_Gay

@JustYourAverageToast Tbh I'd get frustrated too ☠️
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JustYourAverageToast

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Question of the… holy fuck, of the EVENING this time?; Got a little trifecta here for ya’ll:
          
          As far as Marvel Rivals goes, who is your current main? 
          
          What character would you want to see added along with the class they’d play?
          
          Who’s the baddest female on the roster rn? Highkey we’re tied between Susan Storm and Emma Frost. These two have us becoming prestige-rank gooners.
          
          

yand3r3_Enjoyer

I main Mr fantastic for DPS, usually I play magneto for Tank, and I main Susan storm for support.
            
            I want to a couple characters added, 1: cyclops as a tank like Captain America.
            
            2: Jean grey as support or maybe a tank like Emma frost.
            
            3: (I know this will never happen.) if they ever did another crossover with capcom, I’d love to see Dante or Vergil come into the game.
            
            Also I can’t decided between Susan storm or Emma frost, both of them are too bad. 
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Suddenly_Gay

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream.

Sithlord863

Thanks for the follow! Greatly appreciated!

JustYourAverageToast

@Sithlord863 Your content is equal parts shitpost and action-packed. What more could a ‘Murican soul want? Cheers, bruv.
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