𝑫𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆-𝑫𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝑫𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒔...

Never done it before, but still I can earnestly say that driving in a convertible with the top removed? Would scare the ever-loving crust off my balls.

Driving down to Ocean City for vacay atm, just spotted my first cyber-truck in one of the neighboring lanes. Elon was smoking MAD boof and playing Nintendo 64 when he dreamt up the dimensions for that ‘car’ dawg…

The untold perspective from the bird… ‘thing’ Ruby Rose hit during Volume 1’s initiation:
          
          B i r b: “Yeaaa I’mma just be butt-ass naked so the wind be hitting my balls and shit.”
          
          *Sees the blurred form of Ruby slowly get closer and closer*
          
          B i r b: “The fuck? Ay bro watch yo jet, watch yo jet bro, WATCH YO JET-“
          
          *BAM*
          
          Ruby Rose: “BIRDIE NO!!!”
          

Being drunk really does make for a great confidence booster, the Old West is no exception:
          
          *Arthur clumsily kicks the door open whilst drunkenly singing, stumbling through it with bottles of whiskey in either hand*
          
          Arthur: “Mr Miller, has laid Old Otis in his graveee~ YEAH!!!”
          
          *Suddenly, the door closest to him swings open, revealing two scantily clad women eyeing him in a flirty manner*
          
          Girl: “Need some company, handsome?~”
          
          Arthur *Drunk*: “NO *Burp*… I like WOMEN.”
          
          Directed by Robert E. Weide
          
          

The opening level of Devil May Cry 3 be like:
          
          (Dante when the demons appear INSIDE of the shop): “I don’t care WHO the IRS sends, I’m NOT DOING MY FUCKING TAXES!!!”
          
          Real rap, Dante’s the type of dude to try writing the Devil Arms off as business expenses.

GLOBAL SATURATION

Question of the day; Which 40k faction would you choose to side with? 
          
          As a disclaimer this is grim dark we’re talking about here, so morality is a turd in the wind at this point. Go nuts lads.

Yare-Yare Dong

Puri Puri Prisoner be like: “Get off that criminal and come kiss me on my hot mouth, I’M FEELING ROMANTICAL!!!”
          
          The S-Class: “OHHH SHHIIEETT-“

"YOU ARE HUGE, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS, GUTS I WANT TO REARRANGE!!!” -COOM: The Dark Anus