In the words of Filthy Frank: "If you're feeling suicidal then you've come to the right place"

The home of sub-standard shitposts that are sure to tickle your prostate and have your balls itching.

Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of big booty bitches.

Uncle Iroh is the fucking GOAT.

R.I.P. Bionicle (2001-2010)

As a currently less-than aspiring writer plagued by MULTIVERSAL-levels of fucking idiocy, if ya'll value your personal welfare, then you'll cease reading this pile of jumbled horseshit immediately...

"𝑅𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠, 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙"- 𝙷𝚒𝚔𝚊𝚛𝚞 𝚄𝚝𝚊𝚍𝚊

"𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝐖𝐄 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞"- 𝙱𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙰𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗

"𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘦'𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨"- 𝚃𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝙳𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚗 

I'm a helluva cocktease when it comes to publishing/creating new books, kiss my ass...

Professional procrastinator, amateur impressionist, devoted comic/video game lover, all around nerd with enough sarcasm to fill the Mariana Trench and proud as FUCK of it, suppose I do a bit of everything dawg...

If you insist on sticking around, here's a few things to know about yours truly:
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>Age: 23 (E-mail in the description ladies)
>Gender: Cajun-cooked hand grenade
>Alignment: Rebel Good
>Favorite Color: Blue Balls (Jk, it's Navy Blue)
>Probably the only person in the world to smell what the Rock is cooking, ig...
>I once caught hay inside of a needle-stack, feel free to have my children.
>Favorite Villains: Doctor Doom, Darth Vader, and Lord Sauron.
>Favorite bands: I'mma just keep it a buck witchu, we'd be here all goddamn day, but for starters huge Deftones and Incubus fan...
>Long-term goal? To read Mein Kampf backwards, fuck you.
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... Seriously ya'll are still here? Jesus Rape-Victim Christ on a FUCKIN' HORSE we need to find ya'll a new hobby bruh...