How do i do this....i feel like i need a manual or something...

I suppose i should start with my name, ne? Psshh i won't tell you my real one (no offence) but you may call me; Kami-sama *flips hair over shoulder* (jk jk)  (^_^) 

Bitches be callin' me Senpai, left, right and centre bruh. (They also call me an idiot....feel free to call me Senpai  *whispers my inner weeaboo*)

My age? Guess.....just yankin' your chains bruh, i'm 17.

My birthday? Let's just say i'm a Scorpio. (I'm a Mid-November whore)

My gender? Well, i'm certainly not male.

Hobbies? Uh i used to swim, i play the piano and violin (don't mean to sound arrogant or anything, sorry!) i play basketball even though i can't shoot for shit (but, hey! It's about having fun, right....?) 

Music...i may, possibly, listen to Kpop (BTS...Jhope's bae...the beautiful little shit..) I like heavy metal (a lot), indie, pop..pretty much everything if it has legitimate lyrics and a good beat..you can also mix a bit of anime soundtracks too...

I'm 5'5" and have size 8 feet (why did i say that?) i'm not even going to attempt to describe myself. Plus, I think you all know what a piece of shit looks like, right? 

I'm from London and am currently having tea and crumpets with the queen.

I'm studying Japanese at college (and other subjects too lol) and aspire to one day live and study there! (Calm yourselves, i'm past my 'weeaboo' stage as i like to call it....*cringes* *shivers* *implodes* been there, done that... Never going back)

Hmm i like anime, alot...especially *cough* Yaoi *cough* bet you never knew that, did ya?

That's about it, feel free to message me about anything, i'm always awake and willing to help or just talk absolute crap.

Well, that's it!