Hey guys. i wont tell you my name. i was born in 1999. i am a beliber but i dont have a bieber fever and i really wish i could meet justin.

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How a man withdraws cash from the ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away
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How a woman withdraws cash from the ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7) Insert card
8) Hit cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run bck 2 ATM
18) Take ATM card
19) Back 2 car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for a mile
24)Release HAND BRAKE :P

When a boy posts a picture on facebook he wont get any votes but if a girl posts the same picture on facebook she will get plenty of votes. 

A boy proposed a girl but the girl dint accept it but he wasn't sad at all. 
his friend asked" why arent you sad while the girl dint eccept you ?"
he said" why should i be sad, the girl lost a person who truly loves her"

A boy and a girl where watching a movie the girl said"TGIF"(thank god its friday)
 the boy replies"SHIT". The girl gets confused and says again"TGIF"
the boy replies again"SHIT"
the girls says"TGIF 'means thank god its Friday.! ugh!"
the boy replies "SHIT means 'sorry honey its Thursday'"