roses are red
violets are blue
i looked for a demon
and i found you
your voice makes me queasy
it makes my nose sneezy
and you look like you’re related to a shoe
roses are red
my eyes are brown
the way that you act
makes me want to fall down
roses are red
my hat of to you,
although i believe
you belong in a zoo
you’re dignified as a monkey
and loud as a hen,
and the only combination
turns out to be you again!
roses are red
my applesauce is sweet,
i’d rather give you to a bear
and watch it eat
than spend another second with you
instead of knotting my hair in two
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i’d use every book i own
and throw them at you
there’s a tree in my yard
and you should eat lard
that tree is so high
if you fell you’d get paralyzed
and i think you should try
you smell like a monkey
and talk like a parrot
and the way that you think
is certainly funky
your nose belongs to a mouse
like the one my dog ate
and i surely wish
you’d take that mouses place
if zombies took over
and killed everyone
i’d rather sacrifice you
than ever see the sun
your face makes me nauseous
and want to cry
and i often wish
that your cat died
roses are red,
this is the end
if you need some makeup,
i have some i can lend!