My greatest fears:
1. Running out of Vodka
2. Wattpad comment sections
3. Finnish people
4. German tanks
5. The Iowa class of battleships
6. Traps (as in bear traps you fucking weeb)
7. Finnish people
At this point the pandemic, I have caught almost all of the Covid 19 variants, with less than a month of rest between each positive test. Not only has this left me extremely sleep deprived and given me a lot more freetime than anyone should really ever need, but it also gave me the voice of General Grievous. My throat is so sore that everything comes out sounding like a growl, and I even have the constant wheezing interrupted by the occasional coughing fit. So the next time I get another positive test, I can actually say that I'm adding another fine addition to my collection.
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KGBlyat
Nov 27, 2022 02:26AM
Sarge: All is fair in love and war.Random PFC: So why is the Geneva convention a thing?The rest of the dudes in our formation: ...*fortunate son intensifies*View all Conversations