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*Steals all Your Vodka*

What about Finnish snow? Comrade.

Sarge: All is fair in love and war.
          
          Random PFC: So why is the Geneva convention a thing?
          
          The rest of the dudes in our formation: ...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          *fortunate son intensifies*

So, I was talking to a few of my friends the other day, and the only part of the conversation that I was sober enough to remember was this:
          
          French friend: So if I'm French, does that make me hate the English by default?
          English friend: Yes, and don't worry the feeling is mutual.
          Ukrainian Friend: Well I'm Ukrainian, so that means that I hate this guy over here, right?
          Me: I'm more German than I am Russian, so don't worry, there's already enough self-hate going on over here.
          Polish Friend: So that just means I hate you, but to the power of two?

@isthereanechoinhere 
          
          Another *wheeze* fine addition to my collection got added on Monday...
          
          *collapses onto the floor*

Me:
          *Following well over two hundred different stories across multiple platforms, most of them from different authors.*
          Also Me:
          *Has not gotten a single update in months*

it's the feeling when your nation helped the Finns regain their independence. he helped with responsibility in many matters. and both nations kicked the Russian asses :) (I'm from Poland) 

I was asked today what makes me cry the most in life, and I had to think about that for a while. I have cried a grand total of seven times since the pandemic started, two of them for my grandparents' funerals, and five of them for rewatching the Clone Wars. All of those surrounded Waxer dying, Ahsoka leaving the order, Satine Kryze's murder, Fives being shot, and Ahsoka again, this time in Victory and Death.
          
          I remember vividly that every time I watch those episodes, that I break down harder and harder with each re-watch, to the point that I can't even focus on the show anymore or clearly see the screen with how blurry the tears made my vision.
          
          So now I relay to you, dear reader, what is the one thing that has made you cry more than anything else in your world?

can confirm, finnish people are terrifying 
          
          almost as much as wattpad comment sections 

Ey bro. You still alive? If you are reading this go on my profile and read my Azur Lane Story. Now you might think: "why is he advertising his story on my message board?" but all I can say is...
          
          "I'm advertising my(maybe our) story on OUR message board"