Hey, I have a question for you. Why are you here, viewing my profile? Are you a creepy stalker? Or do you actually want to see it for a good reason, like seeing what else I have written? Honestly, I almost don't care. I'm almost just happy someone would be interested. Almost. 
Well, now that we got that out of the way, here's every little detail about me. No, never mind. That would take too long. I think I would lose you somewhere between preschool and writing my first book in second grade. You would deffenatly book it out of here once I get to my teenage years, so I'll skip that and just go to summing myself up.
Moving on. To what? I don't know. We'll see. Hmm... Well, you could just go read a book... I think I'll do that, too... 
Why are you still here? Do you really want to know about me? Why? Fine. Well, I'm strange, angry, emotionless (at least, in the normal way.) Speaking of emotions, did you know that crying is not only pointless, but also waistfull? I mean, think about it. It's waisting water and sodium that could be used in other parts of your body. Pointless, right? Why doesn't our body have a better way of getting rid of those emotions? Anyway, totaly not important. 
You're still here? Do you think I have something else to say? Well, I only have one thing, and it's totaly rediculuse, and pointless, and not something I'm going to say.
Fine, if it gets you to go away. I'm glad you're interested in my books and I hope you enjoy them, and yes, i get excited about each read. You happy now?
I said it. Now go away. Go read or something. That's why you're here, right?