Kai_Otsutski

Salutations!

You can call me Kai. I would honestly describe myself as a boring person. But that's up to you to decide how boring or Fantabulous I am to you.

I'm a Secret Keeper and a Peacemaker. (Self-endowed titles) That means people tell me a lot of things, and no one else will ever find out, and I have solutions to some problems that people come to me with. That doesn't mean I know everything. There are some situations which I know nothing about. Romantic advice for example..
What is it about me that makes random strangers completely open up to me?

I speak three languages fluently: Smartass, Sarcasm, and Dumbass. Also don't ask me why I'm trying to learn Russian. 

If you hurt my friends, I will murder your ass.

I'm usually very open-minded, unless I'm angry. Then I'm pretty close-minded, stubborn, idiotic, and I say stupid things. This also goes for when I'm panicked. I'm a more than a bit of a handful sometimes.

I curse a lot, but I try to restrain from them on wattpad. As you can see, that doesn't work out so well. But I try.

I love quotes, reading books, and writing. Mostly reading, to be honest. I have a couple of stories in my works that are just sitting there telling me to work on them. But for now, I'll be catching up on the books I'm reading.

- I've been in Orchestra (Viola)
- I've been in Chorus (Alto II)
- I have a dash of weeb
- I live to read angst
- I think humans are Weird
- I will blow up your news feed/Notification Inbox
- I am of the Female species
- I'm 5'5 (or so I'm told)
- Hawaiian Pizza

If you want to talk or anything, I'm usually free. And no, you wouldn't be bothering me.

I'm also trying out new writing! Like that story that you see below this. yeah, that one! Cliiick it! (when it's there)

Peace my fellow Wattpadians!


-The Boring, Lazy, Easily-angered, Forgetful, Rambling, confused, Open-minded, Dirty-minded, tired, Idiotic, Anime-loving, Reading, Writing, Athletic, Pizza-loving, Story-telling, Fantabulous, Kai.