Salutations! I read irresponsibly, write with abandon and don't give a donkey's rat about skittles, coffee, and overpriced clothing.


The works you see on my page are the only things I will be posting on here. I've decided not to do any real work on here because I'm catious and don't want anything to happen to it (not that anything would happen...for the most part).

This last fall I attended an NCTE conference (National something or other for teachers of English) and enjoyed it very much. I met some of my favorite authors (T.A. Barron, John Green, Jackson Pearce and some others) I've been going through my files and found some notes I took from the classes I sat in on. So I might post some of those on here. 

My English teacher is dispicably incapable of helping us learn any inkling of information. We have only focused on the teenage experience(yes, we realize teenagers are stupid, now teach me something) and empathy(oh, yes, let us all make friends with illegal immigrants, hobos and serial killers) and it is most disappointing. Thank goodness the school year is almost over. I couldn't possibly stand another 2 months in that prison they call school.

I am now taking forensics as an elective and am fascinated by it. So far we have covered crime scene analysis, blood, fingerprints and examination of hairs/fibers/drugs. Did you know arsenic, when ingested directly by women, results in a clear and pale complexion. Along with death eventually.


Favorite song: Jessie's Girl
Favorite color: Silver
Favorite show: The Saint (Simon Templar), or Battle Star Galactica (old version)


Played in a golf match today. Managed to pull out both the cup and pin, while tending the flag. My friend was putting in, and the ball teetered on the edge, and then I sent it flying. We counted it as a triple bogey anyway. 

Thanks for reading this,

KaitofScottland