Hoe-la!!
"I can't sing I can't act but I can... Read"
*breaks back trying to twerk  because booty is nonexistent*
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I can't write (I cry because essays are Satan's curse from the depths of Hell) 
But I love reading so I am completely open to requests to analyze your type-mmanship, so pm me if you feel like it, annnnnnddd
*drumroll*
I like ice cream
(irrelevant☝)
Welp  that's it, tune in on Saturdays at 8pm EST for... absolutely nothing because I suck 
Au Revoir!
P.S. I can also help with editing (I'm pretty good at that I guess)
BYE!!