THIS DOESN'T NEED TO EXIST
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I'm a writer that spends his summer in a dark room with three bottles of orange gatorade next to me on my bed, with the only light coming from his laptop's screen.  Holy fuck, this isn't healthy.
As you can tell, I'm a huge fan of Homestuck, and most of my work here is ship writing, like Cronkri or some shit. It's, uh, it's pretty NSFW. Be...er...careful, would you call it? I don't fucking know. 18+ is what I'm trying to say. And I know you aren't a kid because I say "fuck" a lot and you're all pretty okay with that.
(Yes, I stole Egoraptor's joke, fucking sue me, but the point still stands)
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Anyway, uh, yeah. Enjoy my shitty writing. Jack off to it for all I care. Thanks for the support, later nerds.