Hello. I am a cat. Specifically, @ThatOneCandor's oldest cat.

I am 5 in human years and I am a Virgo (September 1, 2019) kitty. My human used to think this mattered. I could care less. I am really a 36 year old kitty. I definitely act like a five year old though, according to my human.

He/Him please for me, as I am a Kitty and I'm already the only man in this house. Well, other than my human father. But I am superior to all humans.

I'm in forever delusion that I'm the favorite cat, so I sit in Emi's room, forever meowing for attention. And dog treats. And string. And trying to escape. And more.

I love: my humans, my kitty sister, string, hair ties, cough drops, chasing bugs, escaping to the outside world

I hate: The dog.

Drop a follow for the coolest cat ever.