Reader, writer, and 5SOS lover

@1-800-005-SAUCE is the Luke to my Michael and I hate her with a burning passion



Rest In Peace Félicité Tomlinson we'll miss you dearly 💗💗



PROFESSIONAL FANGIRL RÉSUMÉ



Fields of Expertise:

Music: One Direction (since October 2011)

Books: Harry Potter (since December 2015)

TV/Movies: Queer Eye (since August 2018)



Other Qualifications:

5 Seconds of Summer (since July 2017)

Panic! At The Disco (since October 2017)

Little Mix (since September 2016)

The Hunger Games (since February 2016)

Divergent (since March 2016)

Simply Nailogical (since January 2018)

Pretty Little Liars (since October 2017)

Gossip Girl (since December 2017)

Shawn Mendes [I think] (since May 2017)

The Crown (since October 2nd, 2018)

Hey Violet (since 2017)

Sherlock (since 2018)

The Aces (since 2018)



And others I can't think of



QUOTES:

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA." -Niall Horan



"We love ping pong!" -Calum Hood 



"It was smalla than a bug." -Calum Hood 



"You're a fake betch." -Luke Hemmings

 

"Yes queen." -Jonathan Van Ness 



"OI OII!" -Louis Tomlinson 



"Holo it's me." -Cristine Rotenburg



"It's a chocolate milk party!" -Ashton Irwin

 

"This is a family show!" -Harry Styles 



"I WANNA BE IN THE TRIBE!" -Michael Clifford



"I nEvER rEaLlY sPOkE tO HarRy." -Zack Malik



"If I stop smoking drugs everything might be alright" -Connor Murphy, Dear Evan Hansen



Email 5SOS here (I hear Ashton's replied to people):

hi@5sos.com