So, let me just get this of my back dude your mom is hot
And yes you look fat in that outfit
I has the books 
Me: Omg  look at those huge books 
Friend: Yea they look so fake  
Me: but there so big
Friend: but the rounded edges are unatural
Me:But, just wow
Friend: calm down 

You dirty minded pervs (just me , ok)
, ask me questions in the conversation tab cause im less likely to see them in the massive flow of questions(not)
no i don't write smut update: i do in This is a Book
Yes, you do look hot in those shorts
Most of my followed are my friends but if ur cool i will follow
I love all of you turtles  exept for you Matt I hate you #PrayForOrlando