HI GUYYYSSS! *clears throat* I mean, hey, how's it going. I'm kay- doge! I like squirrels and potatoes and marvel and gourds and lemons and…

                  *12 hours later*

So yeah! I like Pewdiepie too *brofists*
And sharks are pretty cute. Birds don't like me and I don't like them. I doodle a lot and I have the attention span of a five year old lunch box. Daryl Dixon is cool but Carl is cooler. I laugh during awkward moments and say random thoughts out loud. DONT JUGDGE AN ONION BY ITS LAYERS! Try to be the Deadpool of the situation and don't forget to tip your waitresses! Good night folks!