wow only 2000 letters to say everything about me huh that is not quite a lot because well i love to ramble which is not really good because it takes up a whole lotta space up in my about me section you know oh i should probably tell you the basics about me well first off i am a rambler well that was stupid i mean of course i am anyone even reading this right now is going she is an idiot i already know she is a rambler idiot i want to know her favorite color and crap like that so that i stalk her for no reason what so ever, oh and it is purple as of right now it switches to whatever i feel like at the moment right now purple because that is the cute shirt that i am wearing is colored i know what you thinking almost half way done and i still know nothing about her never fear because i am here to tell you all about me. first of all i am not stupid so i know that no one is reading this i could tell everyone that i have glow in the dark dino stickers on my bedroom wall and they smell funky because i sprayed them with artificial tanning spray mixed with something called windex and nobody would care because inless you know me you don't even know the colors of my walls and i know for a fact you could probably care less about the smell of my fake imaginary dino stickers that are stuck on it for the time being i don't know when i will remove them probably when i find the walking unstick spray that is right everything in my room or in my possesion can grow legs and walk away that is the only reason i can think of as to why i am always losing everything. it is the correct reason i am not losing things on purpose other than the things that i really don't want like ugly clothes ewe anybody ever gotten something from like a non fashion knowing person and just up and "lost it" or "spilled" something on it so that you could never wear it again. i did that plenty of times i also took an ugly colored shirt and soaked it in bleach so that i could have another white shirt it didn't work
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