@BMathieson Oh, typewriters are fine for DECORATION. But kettles can be decorative (and different shapes, unlike typewriters), and are also very USEFUL in everyday life.
Wattpad is better than typewriters, ovens are better than kettles. Kettles and typewriters have two completely different purposes and should not be compared. Personally, I prefer kettle writers.
@BMathieson Fun fact: Kettle writers are actually categorised as 'teapots'. Therefore, you prefer kettles. ;)
Also, on Wattpad you can write just like that (with backspace, isn't that amazing?), but with an oven, you would still have to find something to put the tea in that won't melt.
@ginyah130 There is a "World's Tallest Kettle", "World's Largest Campfire Kettle" and a "World's Largest Kettle", but no world-famous-for-size typewriters. Oh dear.
@Kettles333 it's not like kettles have a backspace either. in fact, kettles can't type. and steam messages would just be blown away in the wind. oh dear. how tragic. your argument is invalid.