HI Jess, you finally found your phone! See you in Da morning so be ready to put up with me being BRokEn...
Another person: Error error, the combination of gay fanfics and five nights at Team Crafted's at midnight has over loaded the programming on V 1254582.88395 so we must restart her system!
Me sounding like robot: loading... loading... loading... system restart complete. Language set to Japanese. *now back in regular voice*
Watashi wa Shelby des....
You: What the hell?!