I'm basically blonde butch queer Diane from Bojack Horseman. If you haven't watched it, do. Or don't, I don't own you. But the point is I would recommend it, it's a good show. 
I might say that I'll update regularly on this site, but the truth is that life is erratic and meaningless and I have no idea what I'm doing and anyways I procrastinate like there are too many tomorrows, so don't expect a lot. I'm only keeping a tie between myself and this website because of sentimentality. And people keep reading my old Newsies fanfic for some reason. I'm cool with that, guys, keep reading it. 

But just for the record, I'm not gonna keep that up. I don't even remember how I was gonna end it.