RULES OF SLIMY'S PROFILE:

1. Always assume emojis Slimy uses are in Stock Android font.
2. Always assume acronyms such as Lmao, ffs, and wtf do not stand for their standard definition.
3. It should be implied that posts in Nonsense.exe are not meant to be taken literally (unless stated otherwise).
4. Do not electrocute or execute Slimy.
5. Do not block Slimy without notifying her at least 15 minutes in advance (She is not expected to do the same in return).
6. Do not follow Slimy if you do not intend to interact with her on a regular basis.
7. Do not interact with Slimy on a regular basis.
8. Do not pelt Slimy with glass shards, ninja stars, dry ice, potted plants, or any other hazardous materials.
9. Do not take credit for any of Slimy's stories.
10. Slimy is a human, not a reptile, potted plant, politician, or sugar-free breathmint. She should be treated as such.
11. Gratitude is implied. Criticism is expressed. ((This is also a joke if you didn't catch that))
12. Contradictions are a figment of your imagination.