HELLO YOU GLORIOUS DISASTERS!
I hope your day is as dramatic and questionably stable as my main characters’ life choices.
Now listen—
I poured my soul, my sanity, and three and a half brain cells into this book.
So do me a favor, yeah?
READ IT. Like it insulted your ex and then handed you flowers.
VOTE. Every time you feel attacked, emotionally compromised, or want to punch someone on the character’s behalf.
ADD IT TO YOUR LIBRARY so you’ll get notified when I drop another chapter like a chaotic god with a Wi-Fi connection.
FOLLOW ME, THE AUTHOR, so I can ascend into slightly less obscurity and continue producing stories instead of eating drywall.
It costs you nothing, but it keeps my inner gremlin fed, hydrated, and slightly less unhinged (no promises though).
Thank you, I love you, and I promise emotional damage in every chapter.
You’ve been warned. Now go. Read. Suffer. Sparkle.
