Pansexual Autobiography

AH- FRICK- I- KEEP- CALLING- REMUS- RAT- BABY-

My friend dared me to read a Jesus x Reader book, Which one should I read?

Im stupid as heck- I just learned that “TW” stands for Trigger Warning- I just thought it was a fancy way to imply “hey bro- you might not like this”

Prompts until I can write again, #4: 
          
          “where the hell are we (or “am I”)...”
          “That’s simple. You’re in Heaven/Hell!”

Prompts until I can write again, #3:
          
          “It’s been 2 hours since I was notified of *insert name here*’s death.. life is-”
          “IM RIGHT HERE-!”

Who let me make the covers to my stories.

Prompts until I can write again, #2:
          
          “Excuse me, um, is this, ” *holds up child with a disgusted look on their face* “yours..?”

Prompts until I can write again, #1:
          
          I miss those days.. those nights where we would sleep under the stars. The way I felt when time stopped. But (insert pronouns here) will never love me, as much as I want them to.

Guess who just ended a texting conversation and is hoping they didn’t sound creepy-

Am I insane or does anybody just chaotically “giggle” for no reason??