Im going to eat a block of cheese that looks a little crusty pray i dont get food poisoning
anyway
"Heyyyyy, 'Ronica."
"Ugh. You got a left hand? Use it."
"Don't talk mean like that."
You'll hurt their feelings.
You make my balls so blue.
You hurt them badly.
You make my balls so blue.
They're hangin' sadly.
What did they do to you
that you hate them so?
Don't run from me
They're all beat up
like a tackling dummy!
They long for your embrace!
They're warm like mittens!
They'll curl up on your face
and purr like kittens!
You make my balls so blue!
Just look at them glow
We're beggin' you!
Don't make my balls so blue.
Heather? Heather? Open the door.
Oh no oh no no no!
Open the door!
Oh no oh no no no!
You make my balls so blue,
so please say hello!
Hold 'em!
Enfold 'em,
and never let go!
Once you were geeky and nerdy,
but they knew you're dirty.
You've set them on fire
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
They'll wear a suit and tie,
and a fancy collar!
They'll sing a lullaby
La la la la la!
Please make these balls not blue,
Just for a while!
Can't wait till later,
my pants are rubbin'
like a hot cheese grater!
"Look. Booze. Drink!"
"Aw, thank you so much!"
"You're welcome."
They will protect you.
Defend you.
Respect you.
Befriend you
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
Baby baby baby they're so blue!
My balls will work for you.
They will obey ya!
They really need rescue!
Like Princess Leia! Baby, you gots to come through.
Teach them to smile! You got no clue how much these two depend on you Please help them through!
My balls are in your court! My balls are in your court!
Yeah! You make them balls so blue!
You make my balls so blue! You make my balls so blue!
Ow! Ow!
You make them balls so blue! You make my balls so blue! You make my balls so blue!
You shake them, you quake them, Good God!
You break My balls!
You make my balls so blue! You make my balls so blue!
You take them,
You bake them,
You make my balls so blue!
