Always at the service of my species, I am hired by the Secret Deep Space Special Tasks Organization to report the events of Sprachia. I would have preferred a cooler name though - something like S.H.I.E.L.D. - but you get what you get. Sigh. Anyways, you might even think of me as an alien considering the technological advancements our organization has made, which includes wormholes and shape-shifting (well, not literally). This is just a gist, so take my word for granted. 
My colleagues - Rocket, Stripe, Voltage and Steller - are travelling to the other four exoplanets that we discovered just recently. I know, you are thinking what's up with these names. They are part our inside jokes that I will tell you later on. You might remember Fruit Loops, if you know what I mean. Anyways, I digress so easily. Seriously, life is fragile for us deep space explorers, and if we die, the world won't even know about our existence. 
Thus, I am writing this book about my experiences while staying on Sprachia. Thanks to Science Revolution, the people here do not have the technology to distinguish me from themselves. Except Krystal. Seriously, I hate that guy. At least he spared my life, though, and helping me transmit this book all the way from Sprachia to Earth. 
Okay, back to the point. I am writing this book so that you, the real world people, have a chance to know that we lived, and that we managed to achieve what is still considered magic. I cannot tell you my real name, but please, remember Krysis, and one day, if I return, I will tell you everything about Sprachia.