Spare me from the cheesiness please.

bascially a girl with absolutely no life but the one online.

Talk shit, get hit. 

You will see me when you see a fabulously gorgeous girl riding on a multicoloured pegasus through the night sky, wielding a katana slashing all those who were in her way, leaving a beautiful flower trail with sparkles leaving you astonished and amazed by her swift movements and you shall forever remember her as the girl who saved the world from the people you want to bitchslap so hard, they would go flying off to the moon, bounced off to pluto and back to the moon, bouncing off to the sun and forever be banished with a tragic hot death.