Hello, I'm pleased you have stumbled through the foggy woods and lost souls of my realm. Welcome to the heart of purgatory,the place from where I monitor and protect the lost souls from angels and demons. There is a balance to be kept here; if the scales were to tip to either good or evil the world would descend into chaos. The light, as it knows it meant to will ultimately lose to the darkness.  No worries, as for the fleeting moments in which you are alive I will keep the end at bay.

Also I would be rather misleading to not mention I am part time gay. I'm gonna hit you up and your boy, girl.