Greetings, mortals; I write tragedies, not sins. 
I usually write poetry, fantasy, sci-fi, and occasionally fanfiction. 
I'm a fan of too many things to list. 
Watermelon and memes are the only sustenance I require.

So, I know that I'm in a coma, and all of you are just figments of my imagination, but please follow me anyway! While you're at it, follow my joint account with @simplyimmortal: @rabidimmortals. 

ADDITIONALLY: Find me on Allpoetry, Fictionpress, Hellopoetry, and Fanfiction.net:
https://www.fictionpress.com/u/1110638/    -OR-    https://www.fictionpress.com/~rabidflyingsquirrel
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https://www.fanfiction.net/~rabidflyingsquirrel    -OR-    https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6918711/
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https://hellopoetry.com/RabidFlyingSquirrel/
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https://allpoetry.com/Kobamelon

That's about it.  If you want to know more, post a question on my profile!