Been speaking English for 10 years but I still need a translator cuz I'm stupid as shit

Married to @just_somewhere
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART AND MY ASS 2 @Kyra_098
Besties with @coquetteness_098 (NOT MY SIDE CHICK GRL PLS)
14 (I'm getting old guys, don't ask)
Very tall
INTP-T cz....yh
Mexican-Guatemalan-American
I chase roaches and rats in my free time
I love Bibble (sexy man I must say)
08-30-10
SOYEON IS SO HAWTTT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

╰┈➤ ✎ ↳ ❝Don't bottle it all up. When you burst and somebody asks if you're okay you'd say you are because you don't know what you feel. When they ask what's wrong you say, 'nothing' because its everything.❞
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Abbreviations you need to know before you read my conversations because...I'm lazy

cz = Cause
lk= Like
yh= Yeah/yes (basically agreeing)
smth= Something
b4= Before 
ahh= ass 
fcker= Fucker
btch= Bitch
    ⇘ (bc I like 2 keep my conversations)
        (somewhat friendly 🤨)
@ = At
2= To
rlly= Really
wachamacallit (not rlly abbrev but ppl don't rlly understand what I mean when I say that)= What do you call it