Been speaking English for 10 years but I still need a translator cuz I'm stupid as shit

Married to @just_somewhere
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART AND MY ASS 2 @Kyra_098
Besties with @coquetteness_098 (NOT MY SIDE CHICK GRL PLS)
14 (I'm getting old guys, don't ask)
Very tall
INTP-T cz....yh
Mexican-Guatemalan-American
I chase roaches and rats in my free time
I love Bibble (sexy man I must say)
08-30-10
SOYEON IS SO HAWTTT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Abbreviations you need to know before you read my conversations because...I'm lazy

cz = Cause
lk= Like
yh= Yeah/yes (basically agreeing)
smth= Something
b4= Before 
ahh= ass 
fcker= Fucker
btch= Bitch
    ⇘ (bc I like 2 keep my conversations)
        (somewhat friendly 🤨)
@ = At
2= To
rlly= Really
wachamacallit (not rlly abbrev but ppl don't rlly understand what I mean when I say that)= What do you call it