LEEKNOWNUMBERONEFAN

bru I'm not even scared or anything but I swear on Monday la migra is coming for me  .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

coquetteness_098

@LEEKNOWNUMBERONEFAN LOL NO FR AT SCHOOL WHEN EVERYBODY THOUGHT ICE WAS THERE :=D BRO IT WAS JS A HOMELESS MAN CHILL OUT BRO
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LEEKNOWNUMBERONEFAN

I remember one time my family was at Goodwill and I saw something wrapped in plastic. Being the curious 12 year old I was, I tugged the plastic off and saw a silicone replica of a mouth =D I thought it was super cool. It had teeth and a tongue and lips so I thought it was a dentist toy or something, especially since it was silicone.
          
          I found my mom in the clothes section and went up to her. I showed her the toy I had found and stuck my hand into the mouth since I found it funny. It was tight fitting and hard to shove in but I managed. My mom's eyes widened and she took the toy from my hand and threw it on a rack, scolding me for taking hold of it.
          
          Now that I think back to that confusing moment with my more matured mind, I had come to the realization that....
          
          The toy in fact, was a toy.
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          .
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          A different kind of toy.

LEEKNOWNUMBERONEFAN

period my daddy went bald 
          
          mind u he had back length hair (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧

LEEKNOWNUMBERONEFAN

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@LEEKNOWNUMBERONEFAN if ur wondering that its just bc years ago he made a promise to the Lady Of Guadalupe to keep him safe and healthy in Mexico, in return, he'd offer up his hair. Now that he's grown older his health dissipated and his hair grew longer by the years he says that at least me and my sister are safe and healthy and that'd be good enough for him. Now that he has gone to Mexico after YEARS he went to that same alter of the Lady Of Guadalupe and shaved his hair off to show his gratitude.
            
            AHAHAHHSHHSHSHSHSHSH if ur wondering why Ami would bully him is bc we're just so close that she makes fun of my mommy and daddy in their faces and they DO NOT care one shit
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LEEKNOWNUMBERONEFAN

don't u ever just sit on your hair and then youre awkwardly trying to get it out from under ur ass CZ u look like a crumpled granny but u cant cuz it hurts to much you have to say 'im sitting on my hair'x100 it out to not get embarrassed????

Amiiii_098

@LEEKNOWNUMBERONEFAN No baby. I think that's just you. Or people who are Rapunzel.....which is something like you, but shorter, like a troll.
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LEEKNOWNUMBERONEFAN

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My zaddy went to Mexico *clown face emoji* and lowk  he might not come back bcz of Mr Donald j (jailed) trump *clown face* cuz he's coming back on the 20 and orange shit is in office on the 19 =D so like....yh. And last time I saw him he was speeding (70 ON A 35) and throwing a stupid hissy fit bcz my sister didn't wanna eat the food my big cousin made (cousin is like 29 bru don't worry I LOVE HER FOOD) 
          
          Anyways.......who is ur crush???

just_somewhere

GURL DO YOU USE WHATSAPP???

LEEKNOWNUMBERONEFAN

@just_somewhere oH =D Random but okay....NEWAYS, mine is rats_0830
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LEEKNOWNUMBERONEFAN

@just_somewhere nope I only use it on my grandma's phone but she goes to guate every 4 months and so I DO NOT have WhatsApp rn :D
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LEEKNOWNUMBERONEFAN

I know its late but like....why have I been vibing to Strategy all week???
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Amiiii_098

@coquetteness_098 OoH I THOUGHT SHE MEANT LIKE A MATH STRATEGY
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Kyra_098

@LEEKNOWNUMBERONEFAN You were listening to that at school all day today...its concerning (Its stuck in my head)
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