"Writing, to me, is simply thinking through my fingers." - Isaac Asimov.

This is Lizbeth Genevieve Jackson, here. By the way, don't call me by my full name. It makes me feel like I'm in trouble.  

I suppose you can call me Lizzy or Liz.

What can I help you with?

(On second thought, may I interest you with a sarcastic comment?)

Welcome to my story writing Grove, where I'll make sure to make your stomach queasy  because of my horrid writing. 

(Maybe)

I usually tend to write fantasy, but I am working on a sci-fi that'll take some time.  

(Dear god, what is wrong with me?)

Whatever the case, I will do my best to take you on a journey of tears, joy, laughter, fear and (of course) anger as I kill the main character.

Joking, joking!

(Or am I? Please don't kill me!)

I am also scheming about ruling the world as I save myself from the Demon that is Shalanar. Will you join me? 

(Nah, I'd finish you off anyway. I'm totally untrustworthy.)