So, my name is L. Some things about me that the general population should probably know : 

• I'm a dragon. 
(Not really. I wish, though. Life would be a lot more fun. Maybe if I had powerful wings and impenetrable scales and enough fiery breath to toast all the marshmallows in the world, I'd actually do stuff.) 

• I read a lot less than I think I do. Or, a lot less than I used to do. It's sad. 

• My longest-running unfulfilled dream is having the 'Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!' jingle from Phineas and Ferb as my phone ringtone. It's been years, but alas, I still cannot find it from a website that doesn't want to infect me with some kind of virus. 

• I love names - of people, of places, of things. Every character born in my head has to have the most perfect, meaningful name that I can possibly come up with. I'm ninety nine percent sure that the Internet thinks I'm a pregnant mother for how much time I spend on baby name sites. 

• It's not that I'd rather not be around people. It's that I'd rather not people be around me. There's a difference. 

• I enjoy the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City way too much. 

• I actually do write. I do. It's just that my work consists mainly of cringy-but-high-quality fanfictions that should never even exist in the first place. I'm working on it - painfully slowly and without much motivation, of course, but I am. Ideas float by with such fleeting fancy that it's hard to seize one that doesn't shatter under my own harsh criticism. 

• I hear voices in my head all the time. No need for alarm; it's my characters talking to one another. Nine times out of ten, when I'm zoned out in any public place, I'm listening in on one of their conversations. 

• I put way too much effort into composing this. But, thinking about it, that characterizes me better than anything else I've put here. I always put the most effort into the things that no one will ever see.