The one who writes this wishes to convey apologies for a distinctive lack of readable content.
The one who writes this explains that while they have many ideas, they suck at making those ideas go anywhere.
The one who writes this could enumerate any number of other excuses and explanations;
The one who writes this, however, will convey a reality instead.
The one who writes this is getting better and braver.
The one who writes this might actually post something in the near-ish future.
The one who writes this requests your patience with long waits and possibly lousy drafts posted in place of a finished product.
The one who writes this also suffers from a very unusual fear of putting information on the internet, and thus resorts to referring to one's self as "the one who writes this"-- Lady Claymore is the one who writes this's Steampunk name, according to a random internet thing.