I AM OLD ENOUGH TO WRITE A BOOK AND I APPROVE THIS  MESSAGE... I think
I write because I love it. I love comedies and unless the leading actor is hot will barely show my face when a horror movie is on (Don't judge me!) And YES despite prior beliefs ZOMBIES count as horror movies!!!
Favorite show: Leverage
Favorite Hero: Catwoman (She's just misunderstood)
Favorite Villain: Doctor Doom (He really doesn't get the props he deserves)
Favorite quote: "I'm surrounded by idiots." "Et tu Brute." "I've got blisters in me fingers!" and "There are two types of people those who admit to stalking and liars."
Favorite Movie so far: The Avengers (If hulk gets a good second movie that doesn't suck and has She- Hulk in it that might be my favorite)
Favorite video game: Deadpool no questions asked.
Favorite color: You gotta taste the rainbow guys one color is too much of a commitment.
Do I still watch cartoons: Please tell me you're joking. Does Tom still chase Jerry?
Will I ever grow up: I wouldn't reccomend it it's a trap.
What star reminds me of myself: The north star... cause people have to follow it to know where they're going.
Favorite comedian: Gabriel Iglesias and Jeff Dunham.
Was this all a pointless time filler: Hell yes... but it was funny huh?
AND FINALLY!
Why does it take me so long to update all the time: Because at some point in my life I start to think what is my purpose? Where am I going with myself? What did I eat for breakfast? If I had breakfast why am I so hungry? Should start working out? What is the meaning of life? And then I take a nap because it is all too much on my fragile brain, coupled with the voices in my head.
So the answer to your question is yes, I usually have most of the chapter done and only have the ending left and the only reason I don't update as quickly as you and I would hope is because I was sleeping. So yeah no good reason... Just sleepy. Vote for my stories! I love you all!